{"product_id":"dead-inside-until-coffee-mug","title":"Dead Inside Until Coffee Mug - Funny Gothic Coffee Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome mornings require coffee before signs of life appear. This Dead Inside Until Coffee mug is made for gothic humor fans, caffeine-dependent coworkers, and anyone whose personality does not fully load until the first cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe skeleton-inspired design gives this mug a dark, funny edge while still feeling giftable for desks, kitchens, late-night work sessions, and slow morning routines.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny gothic coffee mug for dark humor fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift for coworkers, friends, and caffeine lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy ceramic finish with a bold printed design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for coffee, tea, cocoa, or office desk use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who is technically awake, emotionally unavailable, and waiting for the coffee to kick in.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":45374195695670,"sku":"18536768235271672173","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":45374195728438,"sku":"29483983443621341180","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0686\/9352\/4534\/files\/20260416083025-1f1396e8-4581-64d8-ac41-06d56bbf2cea.jpg?v=1779506683","url":"https:\/\/brevitybrew.com\/products\/dead-inside-until-coffee-mug","provider":"Brevity Brew","version":"1.0","type":"link"}