When your social battery hits zero, the Brevity Brew Funny Tea Cup acts as your tactical desk companion. Designed for the modern professional, this mug helps you navigate introvert struggles by signaling that you are currently offline for maintenance, ensuring you can focus on your work without unnecessary interruptions.

• Feature: Bold "My Alone Time is for Everyone's Safety" text – This clear, sarcastic disclaimer communicates your boundaries to coworkers and family → Benefit: You maintain your composure and sanity without having to say a word.
• Feature: High-quality white ceramic construction – This durable material provides a clean, minimalist aesthetic that fits any office or home setup → Benefit: You get a reliable, professional-looking piece of gear that stands up to daily use.
• Feature: 11oz 15oz Mug capacity options – Choose the size that fits your specific caffeine needs, whether for a quick morning coffee or long coding sessions → Benefit: You enjoy the perfect amount of your favorite beverage exactly how you like it.
• Feature: Microwave and dishwasher safe – The design is built for the modern lifestyle, requiring zero extra maintenance to keep it clean → Benefit: You save time on cleanup and keep your focus on what actually matters.

Claim your space and enjoy a more peaceful morning by choosing your preferred size today.

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

• Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
  
  
• Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
  
  
• Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
  
  
• Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
  
  
• Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
  
  
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
  
  
• Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading

     Mug Care Instructions

• Clean in dishwasher
  
  
• Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
  
  
• Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.

Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.

📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

📦 Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.

• Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
• Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
• Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road

We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.

🔄 Returns & Refunds

We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.

✅ Eligible for Refund

• Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
• You contact us within 14 days of delivery
• Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast

To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:

• Your order number
• A clear photo of the issue
• A brief description of the problem

⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.

🚫 Not Eligible for Refund

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

• Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
• Color variations due to screen differences
• Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
• Carrier delays once shipped
• Claims submitted after the 14-day window

⏳ Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.

📬 Questions?

Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.