If you need a way to signal your morning mood without saying a word, this sarcastic donkey Coffee Mug is the perfect desk companion. Whether you are shopping for a funny gift for a coworker or upgrading your own caffeine routine, this durable ceramic cup blends humor with everyday utility.

• Feature: High-quality white ceramic construction – This material provides a smooth, durable surface that resists staining and retains heat effectively → Benefit: You get a long-lasting, reliable cup that keeps your favorite beverage warm while looking great in any kitchen or office setting.
• Feature: "I Don'T Give A Hoof" donkey and mouse illustration – The design uses a clever, relatable pun to showcase a stubborn yet funny personality → Benefit: It serves as an instant icebreaker or a silent "do not disturb" sign, making it the ideal gift for friends who appreciate barnyard humor.
• Feature: Available in 11oz and 15oz Mug sizes – Having two capacity options allows you to choose between a standard serving or a larger pour for those long mornings → Benefit: You can customize your caffeine intake to match your routine, ensuring you have exactly the right amount of coffee to get through the day.
• Feature: Microwave and dishwasher safe – The ceramic and print are engineered to withstand high heat and automated cleaning cycles → Benefit: You save time on cleanup and can easily reheat your drink, making your daily routine more efficient and stress-free.

Bring a little extra personality to your next coffee break with a durable mug that says exactly what you are thinking.

Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended). Microwave safe. Avoid abrasive scrubbers to protect the print. Hand wash for longest-lasting design.

Return & Refund Policy

All Brevity Brew products are made to order. Because each item is produced specifically for you, we do not accept returns for sizing issues, fit preferences, or change of mind.

What we cover: We will issue a full refund or send a free replacement if your item arrives damaged, defective, or if we sent the wrong item or size.

How to qualify: You must contact us within 14 days of delivery. After 14 days, claims will not be accepted.

How to submit a claim: Email support@brevitybrew.com with your order number, a clear photo of the issue, and a brief description. We respond within 1–2 business days.

Not eligible for a refund: Sizing preferences, change of mind, items that have been worn or washed, incorrect addresses entered at checkout, or claims submitted more than 14 days after delivery.