Brevity Brew Funny Shut Up Chickens Black Ceramic Mug – 11oz/15oz
Mornings are often chaotic, and if you find yourself wishing for a moment of silence while coworkers or family chatter away, you aren't alone. The struggle to protect your morning ritual is real, and generic drinkware just doesn't capture that mood. Without a clear boundary, your coffee break becomes just another stressful part of your day, leaving you drained before you even start.
The Brevity Brew Funny Shut Up Chickens Black Ceramic Mug is your new secret weapon for peace. This retro style mug acts as a humorous, silent signal to everyone around you, letting you enjoy your coffee in quiet while adding a touch of personality to your desk. As a charming cartoon mug, it turns a mundane caffeine break into a moment of comic relief.
Why you will love it:
- Durable & Practical: Crafted from 100% glossy ceramic, this mug is lead- and BPA-free. It is both dishwasher- and microwave-safe for easy, low-maintenance use.
- Bold Aesthetic: The deep black finish hides stains, while the high-contrast yellow chicks provide a standout look that elevates your kitchen or office space.
- Perfect Fit: Available in 11oz or 15oz capacities, featuring an ergonomic C-shaped handle for a comfortable grip.
This mug is the perfect Friend Birthday gift for anyone who appreciates a bit of attitude. Whether you are working in the studio or relaxing at home, this sturdy ceramic piece is designed to last. It is more than just a cup; it is a reliable companion for your daily routine that helps you reclaim your morning peace.
🧼 Garment Care Instructions
To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.
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Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
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Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
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Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
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Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
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Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
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Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
- Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading
Mug Care Instructions
- Clean in dishwasher
- Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
- Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.
Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.
📬 Questions?
Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.
📦 Shipping
FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.
- Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
- Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
- Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road
We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.
🔄 Returns & Refunds
We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.
✅ Eligible for Refund
- Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
- You contact us within 14 days of delivery
- Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast
To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:
- Your order number
- A clear photo of the issue
- A brief description of the problem
⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.
🚫 Not Eligible for Refund
We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:
- Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
- Color variations due to screen differences
- Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
- Carrier delays once shipped
- Claims submitted after the 14-day window
⏳ Cancellations
Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.
📬 Questions?
Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.






