Imagine your morning ritual elevated by a sense of quiet authority. You are seated in your home office, the steam rising from a deep, glossy vessel that commands respect without you saying a word. This is the composure of a man who values his space, and the Brevity Brew Funny Cat Black Ceramic Mug is your silent envoy.

This mug promises to maintain your professional boundaries with a sharp, sarcastic edge. Featuring a lineup of unimpressed felines and the bold statement, "You are about to exceed the limits of my medication," it serves as the perfect Introvert Gift for those who prefer their coffee with a side of solitude.

Built for the Modern Professional:

• Premium Construction: Crafted from 100% durable black ceramic with a high-gloss finish that makes the vibrant print stand out.
• Customized Capacity: Available in 11oz or 15oz sizes to suit your specific caffeine requirements.
• Ergonomic Design: Features a classic C-shaped easy-grip handle for maximum comfort during long meetings.
• Safety First: Entirely lead- and BPA-free for your peace of mind.

Whether you are looking for a high-quality Coworker Gag Gift or a personal staple for your desk, this mug balances sass with sophistication. It is fully microwave-safe for quick reheats and dishwasher-safe (top rack recommended) for effortless maintenance. Secure your preferred size today and set the tone for a more controlled, undisturbed morning routine.

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

• Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
  
  
• Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
  
  
• Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
  
  
• Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
  
  
• Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
  
  
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
  
  
• Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading

     Mug Care Instructions

• Clean in dishwasher
  
  
• Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
  
  
• Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.

Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.

📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

📦 Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.

• Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
• Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
• Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road

We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.

🔄 Returns & Refunds

We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.

✅ Eligible for Refund

• Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
• You contact us within 14 days of delivery
• Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast

To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:

• Your order number
• A clear photo of the issue
• A brief description of the problem

⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.

🚫 Not Eligible for Refund

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

• Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
• Color variations due to screen differences
• Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
• Carrier delays once shipped
• Claims submitted after the 14-day window

⏳ Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.

📬 Questions?

Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.