Start your morning with a side of barnyard attitude using this sarcastic rooster mug, the perfect Novelty Ceramic Cup for anyone who prefers their coffee with a sharp sense of humor. Whether you are a dedicated chicken lady or just someone who needs a little extra sass before your first meeting, this mug helps you set boundaries without saying a word.

• Feature: Sassy rooster "F-CAW-F" illustration – The bold graphic uses a clever pun to express a "cluck off" sentiment → Benefit: It serves as the perfect Funny Farm Gift for coworkers or friends, acting as a silent boundary-setter during early morning meetings.
• Feature: Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes – Choose between the standard 11oz for a quick caffeine hit or the large 15oz for extra fuel → Benefit: You can pick the 11oz 15oz Mug size that perfectly matches your personal caffeine habits and hand comfort.
• Feature: High-quality white ceramic construction – This durable material provides a smooth, professional finish that resists staining → Benefit: You get a long-lasting cup that stays looking new, even after hundreds of morning refills.
• Feature: Microwave and dishwasher safe – The high-heat resistant design allows for quick reheating and effortless cleanup → Benefit: You save time on chores and maintenance, keeping your focus on your coffee rather than the kitchen sink.
• Feature: Ergonomic C-handle design – The handle is shaped to provide a secure and comfortable grip for hands of all sizes → Benefit: You enjoy a spill-free experience while lounging at home or working at your desk.

Grab this sarcastic companion today and let your mug do the talking while you enjoy your favorite brew.

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

• Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
  
  
• Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
  
  
• Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
  
  
• Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
  
  
• Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
  
  
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
  
  
• Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading

     Mug Care Instructions

• Clean in dishwasher
  
  
• Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
  
  
• Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.

Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.

📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

📦 Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.

• Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
• Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
• Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road

We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.

🔄 Returns & Refunds

We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.

✅ Eligible for Refund

• Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
• You contact us within 14 days of delivery
• Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast

To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:

• Your order number
• A clear photo of the issue
• A brief description of the problem

⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.

🚫 Not Eligible for Refund

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

• Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
• Color variations due to screen differences
• Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
• Carrier delays once shipped
• Claims submitted after the 14-day window

⏳ Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.

📬 Questions?

Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.