Start your morning with a laugh using this Funny Possum Mug, the ultimate Animal Lover Gift for anyone who appreciates a bit of sarcasm with their caffeine. Whether you are looking for a quirky addition to your office desk or a thoughtful present for a friend, this ceramic cup combines everyday utility with a relatable sense of humor.

• Feature: High-quality ceramic construction in 11oz and 15oz sizes – This durable material provides a solid, premium feel while offering two capacity options to suit your caffeine needs → Benefit: You get a long-lasting 11oz 15oz Mug that fits your specific coffee or tea habits perfectly.
• Feature: 'I Would Pretend to Die For You' sarcastic graphic – The witty illustration captures the unique defense mechanism of the possum with a humorous twist → Benefit: It serves as an instant conversation starter and the ultimate Animal Lover Gift that reflects your unique personality.
• Feature: Microwave-safe material – The ceramic is engineered to withstand heat without compromising the integrity of the mug or the print → Benefit: You can quickly reheat your forgotten coffee or tea, saving time during a busy workday.
• Feature: Dishwasher-safe finish – The specialized coating allows for high-temperature machine cleaning without fading the design → Benefit: You enjoy effortless cleanup and more time to relax, knowing your favorite mug is ready for the next morning.

Bring home this charmingly cynical companion today and make every coffee break a little more entertaining.

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

• Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
  
  
• Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
  
  
• Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
  
  
• Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
  
  
• Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
  
  
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
  
  
• Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading

     Mug Care Instructions

• Clean in dishwasher
  
  
• Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
  
  
• Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.

Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.

📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

📦 Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.

• Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
• Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
• Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road

We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.

🔄 Returns & Refunds

We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.

✅ Eligible for Refund

• Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
• You contact us within 14 days of delivery
• Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast

To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:

• Your order number
• A clear photo of the issue
• A brief description of the problem

⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.

🚫 Not Eligible for Refund

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

• Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
• Color variations due to screen differences
• Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
• Carrier delays once shipped
• Claims submitted after the 14-day window

⏳ Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.

📬 Questions?

Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.