Start your morning with a side of barnyard attitude using this sarcastic rooster mug, the perfect Novelty Ceramic Cup for anyone who prefers their coffee with a sharp sense of humor. Whether you are a dedicated chicken lady or just someone who needs a little extra sass before your first meeting, this mug helps you set boundaries without saying a word.

• Feature: Sassy rooster "F-CAW-F" illustration – The bold graphic uses a clever pun to express a "cluck off" sentiment → Benefit: It serves as the perfect Funny Farm Gift for coworkers or friends, acting as a silent boundary-setter during early morning meetings.
• Feature: Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes – Choose between the standard 11oz for a quick caffeine hit or the large 15oz for extra fuel → Benefit: You can pick the 11oz 15oz Mug size that perfectly matches your personal caffeine habits and hand comfort.
• Feature: High-quality white ceramic construction – This durable material provides a smooth, professional finish that resists staining → Benefit: You get a long-lasting cup that stays looking new, even after hundreds of morning refills.
• Feature: Microwave and dishwasher safe – The high-heat resistant design allows for quick reheating and effortless cleanup → Benefit: You save time on chores and maintenance, keeping your focus on your coffee rather than the kitchen sink.
• Feature: Ergonomic C-handle design – The handle is shaped to provide a secure and comfortable grip for hands of all sizes → Benefit: You enjoy a spill-free experience while lounging at home or working at your desk.

Grab this sarcastic companion today and let your mug do the talking while you enjoy your favorite brew.

Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended). Microwave safe. Avoid abrasive scrubbers to protect the print. Hand wash for longest-lasting design.

Return & Refund Policy

All Brevity Brew products are made to order. Because each item is produced specifically for you, we do not accept returns for sizing issues, fit preferences, or change of mind.

What we cover: We will issue a full refund or send a free replacement if your item arrives damaged, defective, or if we sent the wrong item or size.

How to qualify: You must contact us within 14 days of delivery. After 14 days, claims will not be accepted.

How to submit a claim: Email support@brevitybrew.com with your order number, a clear photo of the issue, and a brief description. We respond within 1–2 business days.

Not eligible for a refund: Sizing preferences, change of mind, items that have been worn or washed, incorrect addresses entered at checkout, or claims submitted more than 14 days after delivery.