Social Distancing Champion Since Before It Was Cool.

Bigfoot didn't disappear. He just figured out the whole introvert thing early. The Retro Bigfoot Social Distancing Champion Mug is for the person who considers a quiet morning with coffee and zero human interaction a perfect day — and isn't apologizing for it.

Featuring a retro Bigfoot silhouette on a clean white ceramic mug, this one is equal parts funny and relatable. Available in two sizes, dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and ready to fuel your next disappearing act.

Perfect gift for introverts, Bigfoot believers, cryptid fans, work-from-home warriors, and anyone who's ever faked bad cell service to avoid a conversation.

Mug Details

• White glossy ceramic mug
• Available in 11oz and 15oz
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• BPA-free
• Comfortable C-handle grip
• Made to order

Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended). Microwave safe. Avoid abrasive scrubbers to protect the print. Hand wash for longest-lasting design.

Return & Refund Policy

All Brevity Brew products are made to order. Because each item is produced specifically for you, we do not accept returns for sizing issues, fit preferences, or change of mind.

What we cover: We will issue a full refund or send a free replacement if your item arrives damaged, defective, or if we sent the wrong item or size.

How to qualify: You must contact us within 14 days of delivery. After 14 days, claims will not be accepted.

How to submit a claim: Email support@brevitybrew.com with your order number, a clear photo of the issue, and a brief description. We respond within 1–2 business days.

Not eligible for a refund: Sizing preferences, change of mind, items that have been worn or washed, incorrect addresses entered at checkout, or claims submitted more than 14 days after delivery.