If your morning mood is best described as darkly humorous, this Sarcastic Tea Mug offers the perfect blend of wit and utility to start your day. Whether you are looking for a 15oz Mug Gift for a busy coworker or a personal 11oz Ceramic companion for your own desk, this cup brings a private laugh to every sip while standing up to the rigors of everyday kitchen life.

• Feature: High-resolution vibrant color prints – The cheeky illustration and underwater quote are applied with precision → Benefit: Your sense of humor stays sharp and visually striking even after years of morning routines.
• Feature: Glossy white ceramic construction – This lead- and BPA-free material provides a sturdy, non-porous surface → Benefit: You can enjoy your drinks with peace of mind, knowing your mug is safe for daily use and easy to maintain.
• Feature: Microwave and dishwasher-safe design – The durable finish withstands high heat and automated cleaning cycles → Benefit: You save time on cleanup and can quickly reheat forgotten tea, making it a practical choice for busy schedules.
• Feature: Ergonomic C-handle – The curved handle is designed for a natural, secure grip → Benefit: You get a comfortable, spill-free experience that feels steady in your hand during long chats or quiet mornings.

Treat yourself or a friend to a daily dose of wit that makes every coffee break a little more entertaining.

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

• Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
  
  
• Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
  
  
• Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
  
  
• Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
  
  
• Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
  
  
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
  
  
• Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading

     Mug Care Instructions

• Clean in dishwasher
  
  
• Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
  
  
• Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.

Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.

📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

📦 Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.

• Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
• Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
• Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road

We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.

🔄 Returns & Refunds

We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.

✅ Eligible for Refund

• Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
• You contact us within 14 days of delivery
• Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast

To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:

• Your order number
• A clear photo of the issue
• A brief description of the problem

⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.

🚫 Not Eligible for Refund

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

• Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
• Color variations due to screen differences
• Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
• Carrier delays once shipped
• Claims submitted after the 14-day window

⏳ Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.

📬 Questions?

Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.