Brewed Chaos Only Coffee Hoodie | Funny Barista Unisex Gildan 18500
Embrace the Madness with the "Brewed Chaos Only" Coffee Hoodie
Power through your busiest mornings and wildest shifts with our "Brewed Chaos Only" graphic hoodie. Designed for the over-caffeinated parent, the rushing barista, and anyone thriving on pure adrenaline, this funny coffee lover sweatshirt is the ultimate uniform for organized chaos. Whether you’re running late or running the show, this heavy blend pullover delivers cozy warmth and an honest warning label.
Why It Ranks & Why You’ll Love It:
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Premium DTG Printing: Features a high-quality Direct-to-Garment print where the ink soaks directly into the fabric fibers. Unlike stiff embroidery or thick vinyl, this creates a soft, breathable finish that feels like a vintage favorite instantly and won't crack.
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Minimalist Aesthetic: The clean "BREWED CHAOS ONLY" chest print fits seamlessly into mom life fashion, student street style, and coffee shop vibes.
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Maximum Comfort: Printed on the famous Gildan 18500, featuring a double-lined hood and a spacious kangaroo pocket to keep your hands warm.
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Versatile Fit: A classic unisex fit that pairs effortlessly with leggings for a chaotic school run or jeans for a casual weekend.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
🧼 Garment Care Instructions
To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.
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Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
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Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
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Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
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Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
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Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
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Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
- Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading
Mug Care Instructions
- Clean in dishwasher
- Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
- Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.
Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.
📬 Questions?
Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.
📦 Shipping
FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.
- Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
- Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
- Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road
We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.
🔄 Returns & Refunds
We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.
✅ Eligible for Refund
- Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
- You contact us within 14 days of delivery
- Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast
To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:
- Your order number
- A clear photo of the issue
- A brief description of the problem
⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.
🚫 Not Eligible for Refund
We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:
- Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
- Color variations due to screen differences
- Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
- Carrier delays once shipped
- Claims submitted after the 14-day window
⏳ Cancellations
Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.
📬 Questions?
Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.


































