Imagine walking into your next meeting with the quiet confidence of someone who is always three steps ahead. You command the room without saying a word, letting your attire do the talking for you. This is the essence of the Not Bossy Better Ideas mindset, perfectly captured in a look that balances professional poise with a sharp, intellectual edge.

The Brevity Brew Sarcastic Cat Tee is designed for those who appreciate refined comfort and dry humor. This Funny Cat Tshirt elevates your casual wardrobe, ensuring your personality remains as polished as your professional reputation.

We prioritize quality to match your standards:

• Premium soft cotton: Features a vintage-washed feel for a luxury touch and all-day breathability.
• High-quality graphic: A durable print of a pointing cat and lightbulb that maintains its integrity through repeated wear.
• Versatile fit: A unisex silhouette available in sizes S-2XL, ensuring a tailored look that is true to size.

Whether you are navigating the office or enjoying a weekend in the city, secure your size today and embrace the chaos of being the smartest person in the room.

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

• Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
  
  
• Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
  
  
• Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
  
  
• Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
  
  
• Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
  
  
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
  
  
• Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading

     Mug Care Instructions

• Clean in dishwasher
  
  
• Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
  
  
• Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.

Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.

📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

Return & Refund Policy

All Brevity Brew products are made to order. Because each item is produced specifically for you, we do not accept returns for sizing issues, fit preferences, or change of mind.

What we cover: We will issue a full refund or send a free replacement if your item arrives damaged, defective, or if we sent the wrong item or size.

How to qualify: You must contact us within 14 days of delivery. After 14 days, claims will not be accepted.

How to submit a claim: Email support@brevitybrew.com with your order number, a clear photo of the issue, and a brief description. We respond within 1–2 business days.

Not eligible for a refund: Sizing preferences, change of mind, items that have been worn or washed, incorrect addresses entered at checkout, or claims submitted more than 14 days after delivery.