Grumpy Golden Retriever Coffee T-Shirt – Premium Vintage Wash Cotton Tee
Start your morning with a dose of relatable humor. This Grumpy Golden Retriever Coffee T-Shirt features a charming graphic of everyone's favorite pup needing a caffeine fix before facing the day.
Crafted for comfort and longevity, this tee is a staple for dog lovers and coffee enthusiasts alike. Whether you are heading to the park or lounging at home, this shirt combines a fun, unique design with high-quality construction.
Key Features:
- Design: Unique grumpy Golden Retriever with coffee cup graphic.
- Pre-shrunk: Soft-washed fabric with garment dyeing ensures a consistent fit and a broken-in vintage look.
- Durability: Twill-taped neck and shoulders with double-needle stitched sleeves and hem.
- Fabrication: 100% US-grown ring-spun cotton for maximum softness and breathability.
- Collar: 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline.
Perfect for casual weekends, dog walking, or as a thoughtful gift for the Golden Retriever lover in your life. Order now to add this cozy, personality-filled piece to your collection!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| B) Width (cm) | 88.9 | 99.1 | 108 | 116.8 | 127 | 137.2 | 147.3 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 44.5 | 49.5 | 54 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 68.6 | 73.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 20.3 | 21 | 33.9 | 24.1 | 24.8 | 24.8 | 25.4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.6 | 28 | 29.4 | 30.7 | 31.6 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | 42.5 | 46 | 50 | 54 | 58 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 21.3 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 8 | 8.3 | 13.3 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 9.8 | 10 |
Care Instructions
| General | This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe. |
| Wash | The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric's integrity and color vibrancy. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time. |
Please refer to the product label or description for care details specific to this item.
Return & Refund Policy
All Brevity Brew products are made to order. Because each item is produced specifically for you, we do not accept returns for sizing issues, fit preferences, or change of mind.
What we cover: We will issue a full refund or send a free replacement if your item arrives damaged, defective, or if we sent the wrong item or size.
How to qualify: You must contact us within 14 days of delivery. After 14 days, claims will not be accepted.
How to submit a claim: Email support@brevitybrew.com with your order number, a clear photo of the issue, and a brief description. We respond within 1–2 business days.
Not eligible for a refund: Sizing preferences, change of mind, items that have been worn or washed, incorrect addresses entered at checkout, or claims submitted more than 14 days after delivery.
