Brevity Brew Coffee Sweatshirt – Decaf Is For Cowards Vintage Crewneck

Regular price $42.99

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Description
This crewneck sweatshirt reads like a wink from someone who drinks coffee with attitude. The bold lightning-bolt badge and layered “Decaf Is For Cowards” lettering give it a vintage-sports energy — loud but low-effort. It’s midweight with a soft brushed interior, so it warms up early mornings at the coffee shop, holds you through a chilly walk home after a roast shift, and feels lived-in straight away. Choose subtle embroidery on the chest or wrists to make the graphic feel more personal. Built with durable double-needle stitching and OEKO-TEX dyes on ethically grown U.S. cotton, it’s made to keep its shape and color wash after wash. Wear it when you want to make your coffee allegiance obvious without saying a word.

Product features
- 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton–polyester midweight fabric with soft brushed interior
- Tubular, seam-free body and ribbed knit collar with double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- DTG chest print with optional embroidery on left/center/large center chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown U.S. cotton; meets flammability and heavy-metal limits
- Gray tear-away neck label and DTF inner neck labels for comfort and clean finish

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Washing Instructions

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

  • Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric

  • Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly

  • Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic

  • Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F

  • Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives

  • Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only

  • Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading


     Mug Care Instructions

  • Clean in dishwasher

  • Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.

  • Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.


Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.


📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

Shipping/Returns

📦 Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.

  • Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
  • Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
  • Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road

We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.


🔄 Returns & Refunds

We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.

✅ Eligible for Refund

  • Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
  • You contact us within 14 days of delivery
  • Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast

To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:

  • Your order number
  • A clear photo of the issue
  • A brief description of the problem

⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.


🚫 Not Eligible for Refund

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

  • Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
  • Color variations due to screen differences
  • Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
  • Carrier delays once shipped
  • Claims submitted after the 14-day window

⏳ Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.


📬 Questions?

Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.