Funny Caffeine & Zero Regrets Coffee Sweatshirt | Brevity Brew Fleece
Mornings often feel like a race against the clock, leaving you drained before your first meeting even begins. You deserve a wardrobe that keeps pace with your ambition without sacrificing your personal style or comfort.
Imagine starting your day in the Caffeine & Zero Regrets sweatshirt, feeling effortlessly polished while you tackle your to-do list. This piece transforms your daily routine, offering a sophisticated, minimalist aesthetic that keeps you focused and cozy from your first cup of coffee to your final email.
The Zero Regrets pullover acts as the perfect bridge between high-functioning professional life and relaxed downtime. Built on the reliable Gildan 18000 base, it features a soft fleece lining that feels like a vintage favorite from the very first wear. We use premium Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing, ensuring the design stays soft and breathable without ever cracking.
Why you will love it:
- Versatile Style: The clean, typographic design pairs perfectly with leggings or denim for streetwear or gym layering.
- Unmatched Comfort: Features a cozy fleece lining for all-day wearability.
- Premium Finish: DTG printing allows ink to absorb into the fibers for a soft, breathable feel.
This sweatshirt is the ultimate gift for the coffee addict in your life or a well-deserved upgrade for your own collection. To keep your gear in top shape, machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), use non-chlorine bleach if needed, and tumble dry on low heat. Please do not iron or dry clean.
🧼 Garment Care Instructions
To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.
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Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
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Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
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Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
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Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
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Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
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Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
- Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading
Mug Care Instructions
- Clean in dishwasher
- Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
- Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.
Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.
📬 Questions?
Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.
📦 Shipping
FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.
- Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
- Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
- Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road
We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.
🔄 Returns & Refunds
We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.
✅ Eligible for Refund
- Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
- You contact us within 14 days of delivery
- Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast
To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:
- Your order number
- A clear photo of the issue
- A brief description of the problem
⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.
🚫 Not Eligible for Refund
We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:
- Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
- Color variations due to screen differences
- Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
- Carrier delays once shipped
- Claims submitted after the 14-day window
⏳ Cancellations
Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.
📬 Questions?
Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.
































