If your morning routine feels more like a high-stakes balancing act than a peaceful ritual, you aren't alone. The Brewed Chaos Only sweatshirt is designed for the over-caffeinated parent, the busy student, and the professional who thrives on pure adrenaline. It is the perfect uniform for those who run the show while running on coffee.

Why this crewneck stands out:

• Premium DTG Printed Design: Unlike stiff vinyl, our DTG Printed graphics soak directly into the fabric fibers. This creates a soft, breathable finish that feels like a vintage favorite from day one and won't crack over time.
• Unmatched Comfort: Built on the reliable Gildan 18000 base, this sweatshirt features a cozy fleece lining that provides warmth without the bulk.
• Versatile Aesthetic: The minimalist "Brewed Chaos Only" chest print pairs effortlessly with leggings for school runs or jeans for a casual weekend look.

Whether you are searching for a thoughtful gift for a coffee-loving coworker or upgrading your own daily wardrobe, this piece offers a blend of humor and high-quality construction. It is a practical, stylish solution for anyone who embraces the madness of a busy life.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F). Use non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not iron and do not dry clean.

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

• Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
  
  
• Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
  
  
• Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
  
  
• Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
  
  
• Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
  
  
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
  
  
• Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading

     Mug Care Instructions

• Clean in dishwasher
  
  
• Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
  
  
• Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.

Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.

📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

📦 Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.

• Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
• Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
• Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road

We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.

🔄 Returns & Refunds

We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.

✅ Eligible for Refund

• Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
• You contact us within 14 days of delivery
• Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast

To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:

• Your order number
• A clear photo of the issue
• A brief description of the problem

⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.

🚫 Not Eligible for Refund

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

• Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
• Color variations due to screen differences
• Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
• Carrier delays once shipped
• Claims submitted after the 14-day window

⏳ Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.

📬 Questions?

Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.