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Caffeine & Regret Management T-Shirt | Vintage Garment-Dyed Relaxed Tee

Regular price $32.99

Color: Berry
Description

A laid-back, heavily worn-in tee that speaks with dry humor: “Caffeine & Regret Management.” The heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton feels like an old favorite from the first wear —soft, slightly faded, and full of character. Its relaxed, tubular knit drape and durable double-needle stitching mean it moves with you through bleary mornings, late-night study sessions, and quick errands without fuss. The slogan sits bold and vintage on a warm, subtly variegated canvas that grows richer with every wash. Sized broadly (S–2XL) and offered in a wide palette of colors, this shirt fits comfortably into a caffeine-fueled routine and becomes a quiet, loyal companion for anyone who prefers honesty and comfort over polish.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric with a soft, lived-in texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched hems for durability
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, available S–2XL
- Sewn-in label; available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Washing Instructions

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

  • Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric

  • Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly

  • Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic

  • Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F

  • Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives

  • Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only

  • Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading


     Mug Care Instructions

  • Clean in dishwasher

  • Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.

  • Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.


Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.


📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

Shipping/Returns

📦 Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.

  • Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
  • Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
  • Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road

We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.


🔄 Returns & Refunds

We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.

✅ Eligible for Refund

  • Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
  • You contact us within 14 days of delivery
  • Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast

To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:

  • Your order number
  • A clear photo of the issue
  • A brief description of the problem

⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.


🚫 Not Eligible for Refund

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

  • Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
  • Color variations due to screen differences
  • Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
  • Carrier delays once shipped
  • Claims submitted after the 14-day window

⏳ Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.


📬 Questions?

Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.

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