Picture yourself on a Monday morning, the mental fog lifting only after that first, essential cup of coffee. You deserve a wardrobe that matches your wit without sacrificing the premium feel of high-end apparel.

The Brevity Brew Funny Rooster Tee is the definitive solution for the man who takes his coffee—and his comfort—seriously. This frazzled chicken shirt design perfectly captures that pre-caffeine energy, ensuring you look sharp even when you feel like a walking disaster.

We have engineered this garment dyed shirt to bridge the gap between novelty humor and luxury streetwear:

• Premium Heavyweight Fabric: Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton, the 6.1 oz/yd² weight provides a structured, masculine drape that holds its shape.
• Superior Comfort: The tubular knit design eliminates side seams for a smooth, irritation-free fit.
• Built to Last: Double-needle stitching ensures this tee handles daily wear and frequent washing with ease.

Whether you are gifting this to a stressed-out colleague or upgrading your own weekend wardrobe, this tee delivers a sophisticated, lived-in texture from the very first wear. It is the perfect choice for coffee runs, casual office days, or lounging at home.

To maintain the integrity of the cotton, machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) and tumble dry on low heat. Wear your morning mood with confidence and upgrade your daily rotation today.

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

• Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
  
  
• Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
  
  
• Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
  
  
• Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
  
  
• Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
  
  
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
  
  
• Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading

     Mug Care Instructions

• Clean in dishwasher
  
  
• Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
  
  
• Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.

Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.

📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

📦 Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.

• Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
• Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
• Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road

We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.

🔄 Returns & Refunds

We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.

✅ Eligible for Refund

• Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
• You contact us within 14 days of delivery
• Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast

To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:

• Your order number
• A clear photo of the issue
• A brief description of the problem

⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.

🚫 Not Eligible for Refund

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

• Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
• Color variations due to screen differences
• Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
• Carrier delays once shipped
• Claims submitted after the 14-day window

⏳ Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.

📬 Questions?

Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.