Coffee Dog T-Shirt — "Decaf? That Feels Personal." Funny Coffee Lover Tee
- Printed & Ships from USA
- Comfort Colors Premium Garment-Dyed Tee
- Soft, Premium Ring-Spun Cotton
- Coffee-Themed Artwork
- Made fresh for you · Delivered in 7-12 business days
Lightweight and relaxed, this garment-dyed tee carries a playful, slightly bitter sense of humor for people who live by their morning cup. A wide-eyed, frazzled dog pours a steaming espresso into a tiny cup under the headline “DECAF?” with the caption “That feels personal.” The soft, washed color and textured hand from the garment-dye process give the shirt a worn-in, easygoing look that feels like an old favorite the moment you put it on. Wear it to coffee runs, casual meet-ups, or lazy weekends at home — it speaks to anyone who values bold flavor and a real caffeine kick, while the heavyweight cotton and tidy double-needle stitching mean it will hold up wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric with soft, textured color
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric and relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–2XL with sewn-in label; pre-shrunk
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Use mild detergent and avoid bleach.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry for best life.
- Do not iron directly over the printed design.
Return & Refund Policy
All Brevity Brew products are made to order. Because each item is produced specifically for you, we do not accept returns for sizing issues, fit preferences, or change of mind.
What we cover: We will issue a full refund or send a free replacement if your item arrives damaged, defective, or if we sent the wrong item or size.
How to qualify: You must contact us within 14 days of delivery. After 14 days, claims will not be accepted.
How to submit a claim: Email support@brevitybrew.com with your order number, a clear photo of the issue, and a brief description. We respond within 1–2 business days.
Not eligible for a refund: Sizing preferences, change of mind, items that have been worn or washed, incorrect addresses entered at checkout, or claims submitted more than 14 days after delivery.


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