Looking for that perfect, lived-in shirt that perfectly matches your rebellious caffeine obsession? Our "Death Before Decaf" gothic zombie unisex cotton t-shirt combines effortless alternative style with unbeatable all-day comfort. Crafted from premium, heavyweight ring-spun cotton, this soft graphic tee offers a relaxed fit that makes everyday dressing an absolute breeze. Whether you are hitting an early morning coffee run, grinding through late-night work sessions, or lounging on a lazy weekend, this wicked tongue-out coffee monster design adds a bold touch of dark humor to your daily routine.

Quality and lasting durability are at the very core of this everyday wardrobe essential. The high-quality fabric is pre-shrunk and garment-dyed, ensuring that the rich colors and uniquely textured vintage appeal last wear after wear, without losing their shape or shrinking in the wash. Constructed with durable double-needle stitching on all seams and a seamless tubular knit design, this shirt is reliably built to withstand the rigors of daily life while maintaining clean, flattering lines. It is designed to drape perfectly, whether layered under your favorite flannel or worn as a standout standalone piece.

This versatile top is not just a fantastic addition to your own closet; it makes an exceptional and unique gift for the passionate coffee lover, the devoted alternative fashion fan, or anyone who appreciates striking, playful apparel. Because it features a universally flattering unisex fit, it is incredibly easy to confidently gift to friends, family, or partners for birthdays, holidays, or special care packages.

Available in a wide range of inclusive sizes and deeply saturated, muted colors, this casual tee pairs flawlessly with your favorite dark jeans, cozy joggers, or your go-to weekend jacket. Elevate your everyday basics with a high-quality shirt that perfectly balances lasting construction, premium comfort, and a serious dose of caffeine-fueled personality.

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

• Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
  
  
• Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
  
  
• Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
  
  
• Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
  
  
• Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
  
  
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
  
  
• Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading

     Mug Care Instructions

• Clean in dishwasher
  
  
• Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
  
  
• Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.

Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.

📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

📦 Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.

• Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
• Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
• Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road

We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.

🔄 Returns & Refunds

We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.

✅ Eligible for Refund

• Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
• You contact us within 14 days of delivery
• Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast

To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:

• Your order number
• A clear photo of the issue
• A brief description of the problem

⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.

🚫 Not Eligible for Refund

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

• Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
• Color variations due to screen differences
• Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
• Carrier delays once shipped
• Claims submitted after the 14-day window

⏳ Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.

📬 Questions?

Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.