Decaf Is A Joke T-Shirt — Retro Psychedelic Coffee Tee

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Description

This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings bold, retro energy to your everyday wardrobe. The vintage-inspired artwork—vivid, psychedelic lettering that reads “Decaf Is A Joke” alongside a cheeky, smiling character—pops against the soft, muted dye for an analogue, lived-in look. The relaxed fit and substantial 6.1 oz cotton feel like a favorite right away: broken-in, comfortable, and built to last. Wear it to casual meetups, coffee runs, or low-key gigs when you want your sense of humor and laid-back style to speak for you.

The textured garment dye gives each shirt subtle color variation, so your piece feels unique. Double-needle stitching and tubular construction keep the silhouette clean while reducing seam lines and fabric waste. Choose from a wide palette of colors and sizes from S to 4XL so you can pick the shade and fit that match your vibe.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight 6.1 oz for durability and a broken-in feel
- Garment-dyed finish creates soft color variation and a lived-in texture
- Tubular construction (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting wear
- Available sizes S–2XL with many color options; pre-shrunk for consistent fit

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Washing Instructions

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

  • Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric

  • Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly

  • Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic

  • Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F

  • Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives

  • Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only

  • Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading


     Mug Care Instructions

  • Clean in dishwasher

  • Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.

  • Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.


Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.


📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

Shipping/Returns

📦 Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.

  • Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
  • Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
  • Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road

We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.


🔄 Returns & Refunds

We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.

✅ Eligible for Refund

  • Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
  • You contact us within 14 days of delivery
  • Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast

To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:

  • Your order number
  • A clear photo of the issue
  • A brief description of the problem

⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.


🚫 Not Eligible for Refund

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

  • Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
  • Color variations due to screen differences
  • Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
  • Carrier delays once shipped
  • Claims submitted after the 14-day window

⏳ Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.


📬 Questions?

Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.