Fueled By Coffee and Sarcasm Graphic Tee - Heavyweight Cotton Shirt
- Printed & Ships from USA
- Comfort Colors Premium Garment-Dyed Tee
- Soft, Premium Ring-Spun Cotton
- Personalized Just for You
- Made fresh for you · Delivered in 7-12 business days
Imagine walking into your Monday morning meeting with an air of effortless confidence. You are composed, sharp, and subtly signaling that while you are fully present, you possess a wit that keeps everyone on their toes. This is the world of the modern man who balances a demanding schedule with a refined sense of humor.
The Fueled By Coffee and Sarcasm shirt is our promise of uncompromising comfort paired with a sophisticated, dry wit. This isn't just another funny graphic tee; it is a wardrobe staple designed to elevate your daily routine, ensuring you look as sharp as your commentary from the first pour of the day to the final email.
We back this promise with the premium construction of the Comfort Colors 1717 blank:
- 100% ring-spun US cotton: Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric for a structured yet relaxed fit.
- Garment-dyed: Provides a soft, weathered texture and unique vintage colors.
- Durable construction: Features double-needle stitching and a side-seam-free tubular body.
Refine your daily uniform and embrace the Fueled By Coffee lifestyle with authority. Secure your shirt today and experience the perfect intersection of premium comfort and honest personality.
🧼 Garment Care Instructions
To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.
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Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
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Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
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Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
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Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
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Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
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Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
- Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading
Mug Care Instructions
- Clean in dishwasher
- Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
- Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.
Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.
📬 Questions?
Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.
Return & Refund Policy
All Brevity Brew products are made to order. Because each item is produced specifically for you, we do not accept returns for sizing issues, fit preferences, or change of mind.
What we cover: We will issue a full refund or send a free replacement if your item arrives damaged, defective, or if we sent the wrong item or size.
How to qualify: You must contact us within 14 days of delivery. After 14 days, claims will not be accepted.
How to submit a claim: Email support@brevitybrew.com with your order number, a clear photo of the issue, and a brief description. We respond within 1–2 business days.
Not eligible for a refund: Sizing preferences, change of mind, items that have been worn or washed, incorrect addresses entered at checkout, or claims submitted more than 14 days after delivery.


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