Blast off your morning routine with some extraterrestrial humor! Our Funny Alien Coffee T-Shirt, featuring the cheeky slogan "Bean Me Up! The Coffee Here Sucks," is the ultimate wardrobe staple for caffeine addicts, sci-fi fans, and anyone who understands the struggle of a bad brew.

Printed on a premium Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee, this shirt delivers a beautifully soft, faded vintage look right out of the box. The heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton and relaxed, tubular fit make it incredibly comfortable for everyday wear—whether you're hitting up your favorite local café, lounging at home, or searching the skies for UFOs.

Product Features:

• Premium 100% ring-spun US cotton for ultra-soft, lasting comfort

• Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a durable, double-needle stitched build

• Garment-dyed finish for a beautifully retro, lived-in color and texture

• Relaxed, unisex fit with a seamless tubular knit body

• Pre-shrunk to maintain its perfect shape wash after wash

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F). Tumble dry on low heat. Do not bleach or dry clean.

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

• Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
  
  
• Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
  
  
• Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
  
  
• Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
  
  
• Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
  
  
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
  
  
• Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading

     Mug Care Instructions

• Clean in dishwasher
  
  
• Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
  
  
• Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.

Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.

📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

📦 Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.

• Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
• Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
• Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road

We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.

🔄 Returns & Refunds

We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.

✅ Eligible for Refund

• Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
• You contact us within 14 days of delivery
• Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast

To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:

• Your order number
• A clear photo of the issue
• A brief description of the problem

⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.

🚫 Not Eligible for Refund

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

• Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
• Color variations due to screen differences
• Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
• Carrier delays once shipped
• Claims submitted after the 14-day window

⏳ Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.

📬 Questions?

Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.