Imagine starting your morning with a quiet, sophisticated smirk as you sip your coffee, your internal wit perfectly mirrored by your drinkware. The Brevity Brew Funny Chicken Mug is designed for those who balance professional poise with a sharp, sarcastic sense of humor. Whether you are navigating back-to-back meetings or managing a busy household, this Funny Morning Mug acts as a stylish, silent ambassador for your personality, turning every caffeine break into a moment of refined character.

Why this mug belongs on your desk:

• Premium Quality: Crafted from high-quality, lead and BPA-free glossy white ceramic for a durable, professional finish.
• Vibrant Design: Features the witty quote, "I may look calm but in my head I've pecked you 3 times," with a fade-resistant print that stays sharp over time.
• Perfect Sizing: Available in an 11oz compact size or a 15oz generous pour to suit your specific caffeine needs.
• Effortless Utility: Fully microwave and dishwasher safe, making it as practical as it is humorous.
• Ergonomic Comfort: Designed with a comfortable C-shaped handle for a steady, secure grip during long work sessions.

This mug is the ultimate Chicken Lover Gift for the sarcastic introvert in your life. It is an ideal choice for office birthdays, holiday exchanges, or simply as a treat for yourself to brighten up a demanding schedule. Its blend of modern convenience and cheeky charm makes it a standout addition to any kitchen or workspace. Elevate your daily ritual and bring a touch of barnyard sass to your desk today by choosing the size that fits your lifestyle.

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

• Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
  
  
• Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
  
  
• Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
  
  
• Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
  
  
• Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
  
  
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
  
  
• Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading

     Mug Care Instructions

• Clean in dishwasher
  
  
• Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
  
  
• Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.

Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.

📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

📦 Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.

• Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
• Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
• Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road

We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.

🔄 Returns & Refunds

We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.

✅ Eligible for Refund

• Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
• You contact us within 14 days of delivery
• Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast

To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:

• Your order number
• A clear photo of the issue
• A brief description of the problem

⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.

🚫 Not Eligible for Refund

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

• Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
• Color variations due to screen differences
• Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
• Carrier delays once shipped
• Claims submitted after the 14-day window

⏳ Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.

📬 Questions?

Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.