Start your day with a healthy dose of humor and ultimate comfort. Our hilarious "I Don't Like Morning People, Or Mornings, Or People" graphic tee captures the ultimate introvert's morning mood. Featuring a retro, sarcastic cartoon animal with its essential coffee, this unisex cotton t-shirt blends witty personality with premium casual wear. Whether dragging yourself to the local cafe, dodging office small talk, or lounging on a lazy weekend, this shirt speaks your mind.

Crafted for those who prioritize superior feel without sacrificing style, this heavyweight garment-dyed tee offers an incredibly soft, lived-in texture right out of the package. Made from one hundred percent premium ring-spun cotton, it provides exceptional breathability and a buttery softness. The relaxed, true-to-size unisex fit ensures you look effortlessly cool whether paired with vintage denim, layered under a flannel, or styled with comfortable sweatpants.

Engineered for lasting wear with resilient double-needle stitching and a sturdy tubular knit construction, this premium shirt is built to withstand countless washes while beautifully preserving its naturally faded vintage aesthetic. Looking for the ultimate present? This highly relatable, sarcastic t-shirt makes an unforgettable gift for the coffee addict, the proudly introverted friend, or the graphic tee collector in your life.

Product features

• 100 percent ring-spun US cotton — durable and soft

• Garment-dyed for rich, lived-in color and texture

• Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd) with relaxed, boxy fit

• Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting construction

• Range of sizes S–2XL and sewn-in label

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry: low heat

• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

• Do not dryclean

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

• Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
  
  
• Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
  
  
• Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
  
  
• Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
  
  
• Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
  
  
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
  
  
• Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading

     Mug Care Instructions

• Clean in dishwasher
  
  
• Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
  
  
• Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.

Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.

📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

📦 Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.

• Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
• Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
• Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road

We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.

🔄 Returns & Refunds

We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.

✅ Eligible for Refund

• Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
• You contact us within 14 days of delivery
• Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast

To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:

• Your order number
• A clear photo of the issue
• A brief description of the problem

⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.

🚫 Not Eligible for Refund

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

• Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
• Color variations due to screen differences
• Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
• Carrier delays once shipped
• Claims submitted after the 14-day window

⏳ Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.

📬 Questions?

Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.