Funny Size Matters Candle | Measuring Tape Gag Gift for Him | Humorous Scented Soy Candle
The perfect gift when you just need to measure up!
Whether you're gifting your husband, boyfriend, or just looking for a hilarious white elephant present, this "Size Matters" measuring tape candle is guaranteed to get a laugh. It’s the ultimate cheeky gag gift that actually smells incredible.
Housed in a cozy amber glass jar, this candle is made for more than just a joke. It features a clean-burning soy wax blend and thoughtfully chosen scents to set the mood—whatever that mood might be!
Product Details:
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Premium Wax: Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend (free of parabens, plastics, or phthalates).
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Reusable Amber Glass Jar: Easily wash and repurpose as decor or storage once the wax is gone.
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8 Incredible Scents: Choose from cozy options like Cinnamon Vanilla, White Sage + Lavender, or Coconut Cream + Cardamom.
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Quality Burn: 100% cotton wick, infused with natural essential oils. ASTM safety compliant and assembled in the USA.
Care instructions: Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables, children, and pets.
Please refer to the product label or description for care details specific to this item.
Return & Refund Policy
All Brevity Brew products are made to order. Because each item is produced specifically for you, we do not accept returns for sizing issues, fit preferences, or change of mind.
What we cover: We will issue a full refund or send a free replacement if your item arrives damaged, defective, or if we sent the wrong item or size.
How to qualify: You must contact us within 14 days of delivery. After 14 days, claims will not be accepted.
How to submit a claim: Email support@brevitybrew.com with your order number, a clear photo of the issue, and a brief description. We respond within 1–2 business days.
Not eligible for a refund: Sizing preferences, change of mind, items that have been worn or washed, incorrect addresses entered at checkout, or claims submitted more than 14 days after delivery.
