Start your day with a healthy dose of sass and your favorite caffeinated beverage using our hilarious I Don't Give A coffee mug. Whether you are gearing up for a long day of meetings at the office, relaxing on the weekend, or just looking to express your unfiltered mood before you have had your morning brew, this funny sarcastic ceramic cup is the ultimate statement piece for your everyday drinkware collection.

Designed with bold, easy to read typography that perfectly captures your unapologetic attitude, this novelty gag gift brings an instant smile and a touch of rebellious humor to any kitchen or breakroom. It makes a fantastic and affordable present for your favorite coworker, your best friend, a stressed out college student, or anyone who appreciates a witty joke to go along with their daily espresso, green tea, or hot chocolate.

Crafted from premium quality, high gloss white ceramic, this durable cup is specifically engineered to withstand the rigors of your busy routine. It features a traditional, ergonomic handle that provides a comfortable and secure grip for every single sip. We proudly offer this design in two convenient sizes to match your specific drinking needs: select the classic 11oz capacity for your standard morning drip coffee, or upgrade to the larger 15oz size for those exceptionally challenging days when you need a massive serving of liquid energy.

Beyond its incredibly relatable message and stylish appearance, this sarcastic office humor mug is built for absolute convenience. It is completely microwave safe, allowing you to easily reheat your lukewarm drinks without a second thought. Once you finish your beverage, cleanup is a breeze because the mug is fully dishwasher safe. The high quality print is specially cured to resist fading or peeling, ensuring your favorite funny saying remains crisp, vibrant, and perfectly readable wash after wash.

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

• Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
  
  
• Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
  
  
• Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
  
  
• Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
  
  
• Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
  
  
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
  
  
• Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading

     Mug Care Instructions

• Clean in dishwasher
  
  
• Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
  
  
• Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.

Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.

📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

📦 Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.

• Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
• Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
• Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road

We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.

🔄 Returns & Refunds

We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.

✅ Eligible for Refund

• Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
• You contact us within 14 days of delivery
• Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast

To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:

• Your order number
• A clear photo of the issue
• A brief description of the problem

⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.

🚫 Not Eligible for Refund

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

• Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
• Color variations due to screen differences
• Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
• Carrier delays once shipped
• Claims submitted after the 14-day window

⏳ Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.

📬 Questions?

Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.