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I Don't Like Morning People Graphic Tee - Heavyweight Ring-spun Cotton Shirt

$32.99
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  • Printed & Ships from USA
  • Comfort Colors Premium Garment-Dyed Tee
  • Soft, Premium Ring-Spun Cotton
  • Personalized Just for You
  • Made fresh for you · Delivered in 7-12 business days
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Description

Mornings. The alarm blares, the sun is too bright, and the thought of human interaction feels like a distant, impossible dream. You’re not a morning person, and that’s okay. You’d rather be curled up with a good book or a strong cup of coffee, embracing your inner grump.

Imagine a shirt that understands. A tee so soft and comfortable, it feels like a second skin, perfectly embodying your laid-back, slightly sarcastic vibe. This is the shirt that lets you communicate your morning mood without saying a word, making every coffee run or quiet moment feel just right. It’s the ultimate Gothic Cute statement piece for those who appreciate the darker, funnier side of life.

Introducing the Sarcastic Tee, crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton with a garment-dyed finish for that perfectly worn-in feel from the very first wear. Its heavyweight fabric offers durability, while the relaxed fit ensures all-day comfort. This isn't just any Coffee Shirt; it's your new go-to staple, designed to be as unique and lived-in as you are. Embrace your mood and wear it with pride.
Washing Instructions

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

  • Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric

  • Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly

  • Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic

  • Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F

  • Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives

  • Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only

  • Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading


     Mug Care Instructions

  • Clean in dishwasher

  • Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.

  • Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.


Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.

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Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.
Shipping/Returns

Return & Refund Policy

All Brevity Brew products are made to order. Because each item is produced specifically for you, we do not accept returns for sizing issues, fit preferences, or change of mind.

What we cover: We will issue a full refund or send a free replacement if your item arrives damaged, defective, or if we sent the wrong item or size.

How to qualify: You must contact us within 14 days of delivery. After 14 days, claims will not be accepted.

How to submit a claim: Email support@brevitybrew.com with your order number, a clear photo of the issue, and a brief description. We respond within 1–2 business days.

Not eligible for a refund: Sizing preferences, change of mind, items that have been worn or washed, incorrect addresses entered at checkout, or claims submitted more than 14 days after delivery.
Product Details
Brevity Brew t-shirt color and comfort details guide
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100% USA ring-spun cotton for long-lasting comfort.

Comfort Colors

Style Suggestions

Casual Look

Female — 5'4", 120 lbs — Wearing Small
A clean, everyday fit that pairs naturally with denim. Simple, classic, zero effort required.

Male — 6'0", 180 lbs — Wearing Large
A standard fitted silhouette with jeans for an easy, go‑to casual outfit.

Relaxed Look

Female — 5'4", 120 lbs — Wearing Medium
A slightly looser, relaxed fit that’s comfortable for daily wear. Paired with leggings for a soft, laid‑back feel.

Male — 6'0", 180 lbs — Wearing Large
Fitted up top, relaxed below. Sweatpants keep it comfortable without looking sloppy.

Laid-Back Look

Female — 5'4", 120 lbs — Wearing Large
Oversized, draped, and effortless. Paired with fitted athletic shorts for a sporty warm‑weather vibe.

Male — 6'0", 180 lbs — Wearing Large
Fitted tee with athletic shorts — perfect for the gym, errands, or pretending you’re going to the gym.

Key Features of the Comfort Colors:

Customers appreciate the Comfort Color t-shirts for their soft, smooth feel, earthy colors, and durability.

The shirts are praised for their good fit, sturdy construction, and comfortable weight.

They wash well, retain their shape, and are considered a excellent value, with many noting the shirts are perfect for taller people.

Key Features of the Comfort Colors:
  • Fabric & Feel: Made of 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz per sq yd), providing a heavy, durable, yet soft texture.
  • Garment-Dyed: Dyed after assembly, which gives it a lived-in, vintage look and exceptional softness.
  • Pre-Shrunk: The garment-dyed process ensures minimal shrinkage, ensuring it keeps its size after washing.
Key Features of the Comfort Colors:

  • Fit & Style: Known for a relaxed, classic, or slightly boxy fit that is popular in modern streetwear.
  • Durability: Features double-needle stitching on the neck, sleeves, and bottom hem for enhanced longevity.
  • Comfort Details: Features a topstitched, classic width, rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill taping to hold shape.
Key Features of the Comfort Colors:
  • Color Range: Available in a vast, diverse range of colors—that are often muted or soft-toned.
  • Construction: Typically features a tubular body (no side seams) for a traditional fit.
Key Features of the Comfort Colors:

Customers appreciate the Comfort Color t-shirts for their soft, smooth feel, earthy colors, and durability.

The shirts are praised for their good fit, sturdy construction, and comfortable weight.

They wash well, retain their shape, and are considered a excellent value, with many noting the shirts are perfect for taller people.

  • Fabric & Feel: Made of 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz per sq yd), providing a heavy, durable, yet soft texture.
  • Garment-Dyed: Dyed after assembly, which gives it a lived-in, vintage look and exceptional softness.
  • Pre-Shrunk: The garment-dyed process ensures minimal shrinkage, ensuring it keeps its size after washing.

  • Fit & Style: Known for a relaxed, classic, or slightly boxy fit that is popular in modern streetwear.
  • Durability: Features double-needle stitching on the neck, sleeves, and bottom hem for enhanced longevity.
  • Comfort Details: Features a topstitched, classic width, rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill taping to hold shape.
  • Color Range: Available in a vast, diverse range of colors—that are often muted or soft-toned.
  • Construction: Typically features a tubular body (no side seams) for a traditional fit.