For anyone who is fine, technically, as long as coffee is nearby.

This funny coffee lover mug is made for slow mornings, office desks, and caffeine-powered people who answer honestly through their mug.

It makes a strong everyday gift because the message is relatable, easy to understand, and perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone with a coffee habit.

• Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes
• Ceramic mug with a glossy finish
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Lead and BPA-free

Use it for morning coffee, desk refills, or those days when fine needs a little backup.

Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended). Microwave safe. Avoid abrasive scrubbers to protect the print. Hand wash for longest-lasting design.

Return & Refund Policy

All Brevity Brew products are made to order. Because each item is produced specifically for you, we do not accept returns for sizing issues, fit preferences, or change of mind.

What we cover: We will issue a full refund or send a free replacement if your item arrives damaged, defective, or if we sent the wrong item or size.

How to qualify: You must contact us within 14 days of delivery. After 14 days, claims will not be accepted.

How to submit a claim: Email support@brevitybrew.com with your order number, a clear photo of the issue, and a brief description. We respond within 1–2 business days.

Not eligible for a refund: Sizing preferences, change of mind, items that have been worn or washed, incorrect addresses entered at checkout, or claims submitted more than 14 days after delivery.