Fuel Your Next Chapter with the "Perk Up, Plot On" Writer’s Hoodie

Banish writer's block and stay cozy during late-night drafting sessions with our "Perk Up, Plot On" graphic hoodie. Designed for the caffeinated novelist, the NaNoWriMo survivor, and the dedicated plotter, this funny writer sweatshirt is the ultimate uniform for your next coffee shop writing sprint. Whether you’re editing your manuscript or looking for a unique gift for authors, this heavy blend pullover offers the perfect warmth for storytelling.

Why It Ranks & Why You’ll Love It:

• Premium Printing: Features a high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print where the ink soaks into the fabric for a soft, breathable finish that won't crack or peel like cheap vinyl.

• Literary Aesthetic: The "PERK UP, PLOT ON" design fits seamlessly into dark academia and cozy bookish aesthetics.

• Maximum Comfort: Printed on the famous Gildan 18500, featuring a double-lined hood and a spacious kangaroo pocket to keep your hands warm while you ponder plot twists.

• Versatile Fit: A classic unisex fit that pairs perfectly with leggings or jeans for that relaxed English teacher vibe.

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

🧼 Garment Care Instructions

To keep your brew-worthy merch looking fresh and feeling soft, follow these care guidelines. Comfort Colors and other premium blanks deserve a little love.

• Wash & Iron Inside Out: Protect the print and preserve the fabric
  
  
• Do Not Dry Clean: Harsh chemicals aren’t brew-friendly
  
  
• Do Not Iron on Print: Keep heat away from the graphic
  
  
• Machine Wash Cold: Max 30°C / 90°F
  
  
• Use Mild Detergent: Avoid bleach or harsh additives
  
  
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat only
  
  
• Wash with Similar Colors: Prevent dye transfer and fading

     Mug Care Instructions

• Clean in dishwasher
  
  
• Wash by hand: Wash with warm water and dish soap.
  
  
• Do not use abrasive materials: Avoid materials that cause scratching.

Note: All garments are pre-shrunk, but slight shrinkage may occur after washing. For best results, follow these instructions and avoid over-drying.

📬 Questions?

Need help with a specific item? Reach out via our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help.

📦 Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $75—because good brew deserves a smooth delivery.

• Production Time: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days of purchase
• Delivery Time: Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for arrival
• Tracking: You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as your order hits the road

We package every item with care. Tees ship in tamper-resistant poly mailers, and larger orders arrive in reinforced boxes—because your brew-worthy merch should land in perfect condition.

🔄 Returns & Refunds

We stand behind our gear. If something’s off, we’ll make it right.

✅ Eligible for Refund

• Item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect
• You contact us within 14 days of delivery
• Please send pictures of the item—we’ll review and resolve it fast

To start a claim, email support@brevitybrew.com with:

• Your order number
• A clear photo of the issue
• A brief description of the problem

⚠️ Brevity Brew honors a 14-day window to keep support clean and quality high.

🚫 Not Eligible for Refund

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

• Incorrect sizing (please check our sizing charts carefully)
• Color variations due to screen differences
• Buyer’s remorse or change of mind
• Carrier delays once shipped
• Claims submitted after the 14-day window

⏳ Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production may already be underway, and we can’t guarantee cancellation.

📬 Questions?

Still unsure? Hit up our Contact Page or email support@brevitybrew.com. We’re here to help—and we reply fast.